What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.