What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.