What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.