What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.