The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!