A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.