What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.