What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.