When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.