Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why do zombies only date intelligent women?
They just love a woman with brains.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.