The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Live to tell the tail.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.