Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.