What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.