When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Live to tell the tail.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!