What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!