What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!