Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.