What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."