What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.