What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"