What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.