How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.