What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.