I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!