What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.