Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why didn’t the lady skeleton wear a bikini?
Because she was big boned.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!