What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Werewolves love their fast food.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why didn’t the lady skeleton wear a bikini?
Because she was big boned.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.