Witches are always wand-ering around…
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.