Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.