Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.