Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!