Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Did you hear that the police arrested a pair of vampires?
They got them on two Counts of robbing a blood bank!
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.