When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
Traaaaaaaaiiiinsss!!!
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.