Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
What’s a vampire’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A Midsummer Bite’s Dream.