Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Live to tell the tail.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.