The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!