Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.