What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.