Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
Traaaaaaaaiiiinsss!!!
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call a one-inch zombie?
Tomb thumb!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.