The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.