What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!