Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.