Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
Why do some zombies only eat the rich?
They are in the mood for something gore-met.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.