What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Witch you were here.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Come witch me to the party.