What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
Why do some zombies only eat the rich?
They are in the mood for something gore-met.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!