Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.