Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.