In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.