When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.