After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.