The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!