After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!