Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.