The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!