What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.