Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.