Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!