My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.