My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.