The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.