Bowling Puns

Welcome to our bowling puns. These puns are a complete strike!

Bowling Puns

When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.