The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!