It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.