Bowling Puns

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Bowling Puns

At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.