What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.