Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.