Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.