You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
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The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.