Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.