It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.