The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!