What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.