Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!