Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.