Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.