What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.