Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.