"Aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas."
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
“Cancers are Moonchildren; totally influenced by the waxing and waning cycles of the Moon. Asking them to remain in one feeling, one mood, or one state of mind is pure insanity.”
— Sherene Schostak
“Excuse me while I have a Pisces moment.”
— Patricia Lantz
“So few people admit to belief in astrology, but I am yet to meet anyone who doesn't know their star sign.”
― P.K. Shaw
"Pay attention to today's horoscope: Saturn is backtracking and it looks like you're going to be screwed again."
"How many Taureans does it take to change a lamp? None. Taureans don't like to change anything."