Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.