Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
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