Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.