How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.