Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.