Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.