Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Permission to board?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.