"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m soy into you.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.